Valentine Jokes

Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? A: Hog and kisses!

Q: What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love? A: A stupid cupid!

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? A: Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? A: "I'm sweet on you!"

Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet? A: "I find you very attractive."

Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? A: A hug and a quiche!

Q: What would you call a woman who goes out with Jon? A: Desperate!

Q: What did one pickle say to the other? A: "You mean a great dill to me."

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!

Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? A: "I love you a ton!"

Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend? A: "You're fun to hang around with."

Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? A: He fell in love with a pincushion!

Q: What did the pencil say to the paper? A: "I dot my i's on you!"

Q:Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? A: She didn't suit his taste!